Minutes of Elevenses Meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society

In which Rabbit is not Thatcher yet, and the museum objects to you licking the exhibits.

Held on Saturday 1st May in Eeyore's Gloomy Place, Churchill

Present: Ignatius, Christopher (a mathematician), Eor, James, Roseanna, Simon, Annie.

  1. Ignatius suggests the concept of Strip Dominion.
  2. “I am not playing Strip Dominion with you either” 5-1-0-0.
  3. “Visitors can vote” 5-0-0-0.
  4. “Correlation does not imply causation, but...” Molly got the Greenwich observatory closed down.
  5. Newnham Fusion Cell – either a terrorist organisation or the power source for the college.
  6. Eor has made lemon drizzle cake.
  7. “I should be in charge; that would solve all the problems.” 1-4-1-0.
  8. “I am NOT Margaret Thatcher.” 5-0-0-1 (Don’t worry, you’ll get there soon).
  9. I was going to suggest resurrecting Thatcher, but she’s not dead yet.
  10. James didn’t know who Mata Hari was.
  11. Censure Roseanna for liking Chris de Burgh. 3-2-1-0.
  12. Problem with undead Thatcher: this lady is not for turning.
  13. The minutes are yoinked.
  14. The secretary reclaims the minutes from the forces of darkness (Ignatius).
  15. Enter Annie.
  16. Annie informs us that today is Beltane.
  17. Her mug “has dubious things in it”.
  18. I assume the museum of zoology objects to you licking the exhibits. 5-1-1-0.
  19. Ghost Brister and Zombie Thatcher: together they fight crime. 6-0-1-1 (in a universe where Ada Lovelace perfected the computer).
  20. This is PoohSoc. This. IS. SPARTA.
  21. We read OTVI.
  22. The leader of the SNP was not in Dad’s Army.
  23. “You might want to look after a historically significant electron.”
  24. Close. 7-0-0-0.

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