Minutes of Elevenses Meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society
In which Rabbit is not Thatcher yet, and the museum objects to you licking the exhibits.
Held on Saturday 1st May in Eeyore's Gloomy Place, Churchill
Present: Ignatius, Christopher (a mathematician), Eor, James, Roseanna, Simon, Annie.
- Ignatius suggests the concept of Strip Dominion.
- “I am not playing Strip Dominion with you either” 5-1-0-0.
- “Visitors can vote” 5-0-0-0.
- “Correlation does not imply causation, but...” Molly got the Greenwich observatory closed down.
- Newnham Fusion Cell – either a terrorist organisation or the power source for the college.
- Eor has made lemon drizzle cake.
- “I should be in charge; that would solve all the problems.” 1-4-1-0.
- “I am NOT Margaret Thatcher.” 5-0-0-1 (Don’t worry, you’ll get there soon).
- I was going to suggest resurrecting Thatcher, but she’s not dead yet.
- James didn’t know who Mata Hari was.
- Censure Roseanna for liking Chris de Burgh. 3-2-1-0.
- Problem with undead Thatcher: this lady is not for turning.
- The minutes are yoinked.
- The secretary reclaims the minutes from the forces of darkness (Ignatius).
- Enter Annie.
- Annie informs us that today is Beltane.
- Her mug “has dubious things in it”.
- I assume the museum of zoology objects to you licking the exhibits. 5-1-1-0.
- Ghost Brister and Zombie Thatcher: together they fight crime. 6-0-1-1 (in a universe where Ada Lovelace perfected the computer).
- This is PoohSoc. This. IS. SPARTA.
- We read OTVI.
- The leader of the SNP was not in Dad’s Army.
- “You might want to look after a historically significant electron.”
- Close. 7-0-0-0.
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