Minutes of Elevenses Meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society
In which Piglet has a list of men for marriages of convenience, and the mormons don't drink tea.
Held on Saturday 8th May in Annie's room, King's
Present: Ignatius, Will, James, Annie, Carol, Roseanna, Alicia, Simon, Alex.
- Yay, hurrah, alas: (responses to the meeting being opened).
- “You’re talking about Tophsop rather than vegans”.
- Will discusses his list.
- Enter Alicia.
- Annie has a list of men for marriages of convenience.
- Will can be helpful; it’s one of his many niche uses.
- Enter Simon.
- Unminuteable chaos.
- The secretary is against molestation.
- Silence falls, save for the meeping of Malcolm.
- The bar is within earshot of Alicia’s room.
- The bunny is a rock.
- The society requests minutes of the next meeting.
- Last week’s minutes.
- Malcolm is traumatised.
- “Eat cake, not war?”
“Eat cake, not ear!”
- Enter Alex.
- He came up in Private Eye, and Carol’s job interview.
- “There’s a foreign Metro here. It’s like our one, but probably makes more sense.”
- We discuss the foreigness of many UKIP candidates, like Magnus Niellson, and Nikolai Tolstoy.
- “Roseanna, like Blofeld but with more hair.”
- We discuss Linguistics. And bakery.
- Can god believe in mathematicians? 4-1-1-2. (Yes he can; god does not believe in Land Economy).
- Visitors can vote. 6-0-1-0.
- Addenbrooke’s is a college, as is Anglia Ruskin.
- “If aliens had extra arms, would their Christians wear asterisks?”
- “Yes, but you’re strange.” 7-0-1-1 (yes, your strange butt).
- We read the appropriate OTIX, though the rain has now stopped.
- The mormons don’t drink tea, which Alex considers indicative of insanity.
- Platypus aren’t marsupials, they don’t have nipples.
- Newnham would have the severed head of a Griffin (Nick).
- Close. 4-1-2-0.
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