Minutes of Elevenses Meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society
In which Piglet is terrified, and Roo attempts to understand purple.
Held on Saturday 22nd May in Roseanna's room, Newnham
Present: James, Carol, Christopher, Ignatius, Roseanna, Ed, Annie, Simon.
- Will in cat-suit... what myth has that?
- Christopher might look like a Sebastian somewhere.
- Lithuania. They have kazoos.
- What’s another fake fruit?
Pineapple.
- It might just be “snozberries” because he likes the word “snoz”.
- Carol reads “Us Two”.
- There aren’t many birds that would attack a bear.
- No minuting; your handwriting’s despicable. 3-3-0-0 CR for.
- Visitors can vote. 5-0-0-1 (Pandas and dragons).
- Congratulate Ignatius on a terrible joke. 5-0-2-0.
- Minutes.
- James attempts to understand purple.
- James apologemises for “analysation”.
- Jon Henderson may secretly be a time-traveller.
- The room divides between subjects.
- Ignatius unites us with the Prince of Persia, then James Bond.
- Simon has brought colour-changing tea.
- Words. They mean things.
- “By the way, Rachel, Darth Vader is Luke’s father”.
- Ignatius’ mythology does not contain furries.
- We read OTI.
- Annie does an impressive trick.
- It’s more uplifting than momento mori. 7-1-0-1 (but less than Wonderbra).
- Ignatius terrifies our Glorious President.
- “The girlfriend is usually watching at the time”.
- “It’s not as impressive as Will raping Jon in a fur-suit”.
- Loud and unminuteable chaos.
- Close. 6-0-2-0.
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