Present: Neil, Rachel, Martin, Ecstatic, Naath, Owen, Jack, Rachel, and Alison

Apologies: John-h, Adam, Jon, Dunstan, Rosy, Rosie, Roz, and Richard

1. Neil declares the meeting open
   


2. Votes that this is the authoritative meeting no matter what Owen says: Passed
   


3. Votes to censure Martin because no is not a noun: Passed
   


4. Owen opens a second meeting but it is closed immediately
   


5. Move your testaments off the table
   


6. It is a red wine cake
   


7. "I have a hand" - Owen
   


8. We could get everything Neil owns dirty: Passed
   


9. We were hoping that Jack would read the whole lot of the Finnish testaments: Passed
   


10. Votes to censure Neil for throwing his testaments away: Passed
    


11. Alison should either become a member of Emmanuel or steal a member of Emmanuel's gate key: Passed (3,1,0)
    


12. We will invite the pope to a meeting: Failed (1,5,0)
    


13. A First: Passed (3,1,0)
    


14. The minutes for this meeting should be in base 12: Passed (6,0,0)
    


15. The minutes should be consecutive: Passed (4,3,0)
    


16. Owen doesn't owe the society anything
    


17. You can fly Jet aircraft into the copies of the photos
    


18. Votes to censure all of the paying members who aren't here and haven't apologized: Passed (7,1,0)
    


19. The room moved: Passed (4,0,1)
    


20. We should redesignate the 22nd Feb the 47th Feb: Passed (4,1,0)
    


21. AGM 5pm 22nd Feb
    


22. If people spend excessive amounts on food for the dinner the society will refund them with a small teddy bear: Passed (6,1,0)
    


23. Neil should look into small teddy bears: Passed (7,1,0)
    


24. Neil can't rip their heads of to do this: Passed
    


25. Neil can't rip their heads of to do this: Failed (3,4,1)
    


26. Minutes of the poohsoc meeting held on the 25/01/03 are read by Owen Neil and Naath
    


27. The above meeting was held on Firth: Passed (5,2,1)
    


28. The motion about oxygen is vetoed
    


29. Mmmmm hmmmm mmm mmm hmmmm: Passed (5,1,1)
    


30. Neil suggests Martin turns it into a small cabbage (4,1,0)
    


31. Cabbages should make an invasion of our meeting: Passed (5,2,1)
    


32. F sec should write to the league of cabbages: Failed (2,5,1)
    


33. Neil gets to pick a Rachel and a position: Passed (5,2,1)
    


34. Neil picks the VCR and sitting on the floor
    


35. Neil has lost all self-respect: Passed (4,1,2)
    


36. Imagine that motion getting passed: Passed (5,1,2)
    


37. Letter to the people about tea is read
    


38. The coat is a person: Failed (1,4,3)
    


39. Lets see how much cake we can get in the kettle: Passed (5,1,1)
    


40. The letter needs to be reworded a little: Passed (5,0,2)
    


41. Minutes of the poohsoc anniversary dinner are read by Rachel, Alison, Jack, Rachel, Martin, and Owen
    


42. "I did discipline myself severely" Neil
    


43. Rachel is not allowed to go: Failed (0,4,0)
    


44. Donating a Russian means having a Russian slave: Passed (5,1,0)
    


45. Having a dinner again next year is vetoed
    


46. Alison tries to get out of noticing Martin's hair
    


47. Neil has to drink less next time: Passed (5,1,0)
    


48. Minutes of the poohsoc meeting held on the 02/02/03 are read by Owen, Neil and Naath
    


49. We should experiment with Alison: Failed (2,3,0)
    


50. We should put Neil on trial for failing to annoy the society: Passed (5,1,0)
    


51. You would have to be clinically insane to fantasize about lots of Neils: Passed (5, Rachel, 0)
    


52. Votes to mandate Alison to fantasize about Neil: Passed (5 including Neil, 1, 0)
    


53. Votes to mandate Alison to write down her fantasies about Neil: Passed (3,2,0)
    


54. Trial next week
    


55. No Naath next week
    


56. Votes to censure Alison for not fantasizing about Neil: Passed (2,2,1)
    


57. Neil takes over the minutes, thinks he is the ultimate power but has forgotten one thing and is censured 1,000 times.
    


58. "They put them on so you can lock yourself out more easily" Alison
    


59. Motion to censure Owen for suggesting there is such a thing as too many testaments: Passed unanimously
    


60. Naath wants to use the woozle as a punt
    


61. "I'll do Pooh if you do piglet" Jack
    


62. "Woozle" is "Tärppä" in Finnish
    


63. Neil holds Alison's hand to prevent her from writing anything nice about him
    


64. Reading "Pooh and Piglet" (partly in Finnish by Neil who I [Alison] would have complimented had he not started grabbing me)
    


65. Jack wants to hold hands with Alison
    


66. Neil would prefer to stand fro walking
    


67. Neil wants to fall into Alison in order to shout I'm ok.
    


68. Neil's invading Winnie-the-Pooh
    


69. Alison wants Neil in sugar (Alison claims it's just that she was invited, Neil denies this)
    


70. Alison lives in Cambridge 23 months a year (The society wonders what she does the rest of the time)
    


71. Naath apologizes profusely for her crimes against the society and future meetings
    


72. Next week in K5a Great Court Trinity
    


73. Dunstan needs to bring a green bicycle helmet next week
    


74. Alison is doing a PhD to become a Dr and thus not have to admit she is married
    


75. Alison uses a pair of goggles to search the web
    


76. Votes to close: Passed
    


77. "I'm guessing Martin's been mugged" Alison
    


78. "He's absconded with Jenny" Owen
    


79. Alison admits that she deliberately puts innuendo about her and Martin in the minutes
    


80. Neil has no illusions about Alison's desire for him in sugar
    


81. "I'm sitting in Neil ('s)" Alison
    

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