Present: Owen, Rachel C, Naath, Matthew, Michelle, Dunstan, Rosy, Jenny, Alison, Katie, Martin, Jonathan, Jack, Mair

Apologies: Rachel H, Jon-h

Guests: Mair's Sister

1. Rachel C opens the meeting
   


2. The problems of shoes and Tiny computers are (though not together, nor vive versa) are discussed
   


3. 'Your dark monitor has found a secret supply of darkness somewhere inside'
   


4. Votes to implement a change in conversation: passed
   


5. 'We seem fairly normal'
   


6. We should write to McVitties and ask them to make 'Nasty Biscuits': passed
   


7. Votes to mandate the foreign secretary to undertake to do so: passed
   


8. Visitors can vote: passed
   


9. Shall we censure Neil: passed
   


10. Votes to censure Neil: failed
    


11. We are The Pembroke College Censuring Neil Society: passed
    


12. We must censure Neil at least once per meeting: passed
    


13. Votes to commend Owen for cooking such a lovely cake: passed
    


14. Feminists always get the best mugs: passed
    


15. Men are incontinent: passed
    


16. Something: passed
    


17. Votes to commend Alison for being honest: passed
    


18. Votes to censure Naath for putting the minutes into context: failed
    


19. Wibble: passed
    


20. Biscuit hustings take place: Cadbury's Animals (Owen) Boasters (Mair)
    


21. Boasters win by default because Owen is unable to produce any Animals
    


22. We are extremely worried by the decline in the Cadbury's Animals population
    


23. Votes to censure the Sci-Fi contingent: passed
    


24. Votes to censure everyone who has brought healthy stuff: passed
    


25. Votes to censure Neil: passed
    


26. Votes to censure Matthew for no apparent reason, other than to prove that we can: passed
    


27. We aren't hiding in the corner passing disingenuous motions: passed
    


28. Poohsoc has two hearts: passed
    


29. It is forbidden for members of the society to kill or 'assassinate' one another during society events on pain of being poohsticked: passed
    


30. 'We're both such creative individuals that that there's plenty of potential for cross-fertilisation' - Dunstan
    


31. Reading: In Which a Search is Organised?
    


32. <something which appears to be about clandestine liberty>
    


33. 'Something, something, something, shopping lists'
    


34. Tom and Naath have melded into a single entity
    


35. No we shouldn't: passed
    


36. Votes to abolish Jack just to see what happens: passed
    


37. 'If we combined Alison and Katie and then still added a good few years then we would have a Carol Vordaman look alike' - Dunstan
    


38. The society's minutes are a form of stream of conscious literature: passed
    


39. 'Anyone fancy a good time on Valentine's Day?'- Rachel C
    


40. We should second a motion just so Dunstan has to write something down: passed (the task is duly delegated to Alison)
    


41. There should be more disembodied Bob the Builder heads: passed
    


42. Votes to close: passed
    

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