Minutes of Elevenses Meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society
In which James could weld things onto skyscrapers, and we sit at Carol’s feet and worship her glory.
Held on Saturday 6th February in Ignatius’ room, Burrell's
Present: Eor, Simon, Carol, Alicia, James, Ignatius, Annie, Roseanna, Max, Jack.
- Ermintrude apologises for prolonged absence.
- “So what’s wrong with a viola then?”
- Carol throws something at Roseanna.
- Minutes.
- Cinnamon tea with rum: Carol says it doesn’t work.
- Ignatius has succeeded Eor as primary Ed.
- Ed is turning into Will.
- Carol
wants to turn into an older, wiser version of herself; James wants to
be a version of himself that can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.
- He could weld things onto skyscrapers.
- We discuss the car that went on top of the Senate House.
- Chorus: “Star Trek; Captain Picard”.
- They compared crushes on Star Trek and it was all of them.
- That would just mean I’d have to commit seppuku. 3-5-2-0.
- Meh. 5-2-2-1 (hem).
- Sweeping the country is traditionally done solo.
- We shall get entire curling teams...
- We sit at Carol’s feet an worship her glory.
- “Oh no... it doesn’t want you to be a Mormon does it?”
- I don’t like paragraphs; there’s something shifty about them. 6-3-0-1 (the chairbeing disapproves).
- Kids unlimited is not what one expects from a day nursery.
- New Testament VIII.
- Classics chat.
- Exit Simon.
- The social issues of time-turners.
- Tactful/tactless... I get those muddled. 8-0-1-0.
- Exit Max.
- “There’s an anime there.”
- We discuss room ballots.
- Ignatius is powered by baked beans; bow before Heinz or you will die.
- Ed has been to the year 3000. The transport was good, but he put that down to being in Germany.
- It’s one step above platform level to annoy the disabled people.
- Annie and Molly apologise for absence next week.
- Close. 6-0-1-0.
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