Minutes of Elevenses Meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society
In which they made a papier mache golden walrus pinata and hit it with leeks.
Held on Saturday 13th March in Will’s room, Grange Road
Present: Ignatius, Will, James, Alicia, Eor, Roseanna, Simon, Annie, Alex Atkins [via the internet].
- There is chocolate cake. It has been declared to be open.
- Will complains about chocolate.
- There is a “Brazilian Darkness”.
- They made a papier mache golden walrus pinata and hit it with leeks. Everyone knows /that/ Norse saga...
- There is spoon.
- Stop creaking damnit. 4-1-2-0.
- “Alicia, use the knife the other way around.”
- Mandate Will to strip. 2-2-2-1 CR- in favour.
- Previous minutes
- Simon enters.
- It should be noted that Will and Alicia are gay cats.
- Ignatius has no problems with furry sex so long as it doesn’t involve him
- Enter Annie.
- James goes to get the testaments.
- The president is telling Will to get off the secretary. 4-1-1-1 (I object to people muscling in on my molestation).
- DO NOT WANT. 3-3-1-0 CR in favour.
- We read NTII.
- Alicia must become a priest of the first reformed church of Will.
- Alex Atkins says “hello” via the internet.
- Sebastian paid Pooh Levy on Thursday.
- Eor reads a poem in Scots, from OTVII.
- Will is an abomination.
- Um.
- Ed has a bad son and a good son – who is now a CompSci.
- Annie’s son wasn’t gay enough for her husband.
- Close. 6-1-1-0.
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