Minutes of the Elevenses Meeting & EGM of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society. In which we hold an election, and Ben's room becomes a tightly packed place.
Held in B3, Pembroke College, 17th October 1998
Present: Anthony, Tony, Jennifer, Jenny, Jeremy, Ben, Alison, Andrew, Martin, James, Kadia, Belinda, Gabriel, Yasmin, Claire, Chris,
Apologies: Kirsten, Vicky C, Robert, Helen, Henry
- Andrew opens the meeting as Ben is not to be found. He is swimming with Becky, it seems.
- Yasmin distributes her donuts, and Belinda reads the minutes.
- Ben finally arrives, amd is censured for being late. Leering over Becky is no reason to be late for PoohSoc.
- We vote to allow the visitors to vote in the meeting.
- Henry's copy of the play AA Milne wrote about Split Infinitives is found, but we don't read it.
- We discover that we have managed to read the minutes in under 15 minutes! Well done Belinda!
- The following people pay up, and are added to the mailing list where neccessary....
Belinda          Kadia
Martin           Claire
James            Yasmin
Chris             Tony
- Andrew's mum is congratulated for sending Hull Fair brandy snap.
- Ben has recieved a letter requesting permission to copy his letter to The Times in a book review magazine. We decide to grant permission.
- Ben plays a tape of his interview with BBC Radio Cambridgeshire. There is wonderous, raptuous applause, from everyone except Jeremy.
- Another example of mail sent to Jon at Selwyn Gardens is passed around. It's a Viagra order form.
- The elections are held, in their traditional manner, with skipping round First Court and an un-minuted vote. Tony somehow stands for election to the post of Foreign Secretary he so recently resigned. He husts with a spectacular speech, then realises why we are holding the election in the first place...
- The results....
Roo                                  Jeremy
Captain of Poohsticks    Anthony, & Belinda as Under Captain. They stood on a single ticket, a cinema ticket in fact.
Pooh                                Jon
Foreign Secretary          Martin
- Ben's bottom beeps.
- "I can't do Roo physically, but I can do him orally" says Alison. We won't speculate further, but Jeremy looks happy.
- Mike, a thesp-type from another college appears. After accusing the secretary of being normal, he runs away. Quickly. Very quickly.
- We vote unanimously to change clause III of the constitution. the changes will be added here when I can get at the contitution to do it.
- The reading - "In which Tigger is unbounced"
- Jennifer is created Rabbit-in-Residence. Under-rabbit would be too cruel, and might make Vicky C too jealous.
- Next week's meeting will be in BB6, Anthony's room.
- The vote to close is passed.
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