(OWEN BARRITT - FEBRUARY 2000)
To be or not to be, that is the question, which faces the Pembroke College Winnie-The-Pooh Society. Whether it shall be that a youthful, 91 year old, first year mathmo be given is rightful position as president of the society or whether he be given his wrongful position as president of the society. Either way the society would be wise in choosing a first year mathmo as its president.
A first year mathmo who, once given this position, will be able to use his strong persuasive powers to brainwash the entire first year into joining
A first year who has already shown his dedication to the society, with these delicious honey and condensed milk sandwiches provided today.
A first year whose political links, as shadow minister of honey and condensed milk sandwiches, could help represent the society on a global scale. Potentially leading to international recognition and eventually world domination.
A first year who will be able to lead the society through the remainder of this millenium and into the next.
In short I am this first year and you should vote for me, because I am well and truly and utterly me.