Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society, held on the 17th April 2004 in 2 Chapel Court 2, Jesus College
    Present: Katie, Rosie, Rachel H., Owen, Arne, Jack, Chess, Nick, Katy (hereinafter "Katy 2")
    Apologies: Roz, Edith, Rachel C., Matthew, Dunstan, Naath (for hair colour)
    
     
- Move the meeting down to the pub: passed
 
- Vote to let visitors vote: passed
 
- Don't put physics do on my bed: passed 
 
- Commend the mug for brewing: passed
 
- Censure Nick for bringing revision: passed
 
- Nick to leave his head outside: passed (and carried out (exactly)) 
 
- Nick may bring his head back in because it's cruel to leave him outside: passed
 
- Censure fudge for not being tempting enough to be brought: passed
 
- This motion is to be failed: failed (overwhelmingly, but with Nick in favour of it) 
 
- I'm very sorry for nothing: failed 
 
- Rachel husts for ANZAC biscuits on the grounds that she lives in Wellington Road and Wellington's in Australia 
 
- She could have picked somewhere further away - eg Mars Bar or Galaxy 
 
- Nick: 'There's a project to learn to say "I can eat glass" in as many languages as possible'
 
- He can't say it even in English - "I can eat glass" is just his best attempt" - Katy  
 
- Katie: 'The first thing that assaulted me was a Cornish Pasty'
 
- I'm from Bournemouth, which is sort of like Cornwall 
 
- Yes, I am bonkers - Katie 
 
- Censure Nick, Chess and Katy 2 for private conversations: passed
 
- Going to Sainsbury's is more dangerous than you think: passed
 
- It turns into an infinite cycle of dangerousness - Chess 
 
- Somebody appreciate my pain - or biscuit -Nick 
 
- Run it for a bit; it comes out yellow at first THE PIPES ARE RUSTY! - Katie 
 
- Dunk test guessed results: Pasty: 0 - fell apart being picked up [changed to: Pasty -1 fell apart on plate] Beetroot: 0ANZAC: somewhere between
 
- Mmm Dead beetles Beetle juice - Katy  
 
- FLESSHHH - Rosy (severely out of context) 
 
- Discussion of naming Hoovers Henry etc a là Tomas the Tank Engine ie According to colour and size 
 
- Is Henry's bigger than George's or George's bigger than Henry's? - Owen 
 
- IT'S OK - THE PORTER CAN'T SEE ALL OF US! - Naath 
 
- You can't second that! It doesn't make any sense! - Katie 
 
- Reading: "In Which It Is Shown That Tiggers Don't Climb Trees" and in which the sun comes out exactly on cue according to the narration 
 
- School hymns pop up in your [Rosy's] head and you can't get rid of them: passed 
 
- Mmm Asnac fleshh - Nick 
 
- All mathmos are asnacs: passed
 
- Antidisestablishmentarianism - probably failed ("at least several people over there spoiled their ballots") 
 
- [Katie] to write 7,000 word dissertation on "Can you pass a hobnob?": hung
 
- You can't laugh in an exam, especially when you've just been cheating: the invigilators would get the wrong idea - Jack 
 
- MWAAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAA - Nick 
 
- You should get points for writing the essay in the style of the musical piece Eg John Cage, fragments 
 
- Biscuit vote: Asnac biscuits [sic] - lots Beetroot & Cornish Nasty [sic] - 
 
- And you get 15 minutes of thing - Katie 
 
- It works on horses, I don't know about people: passed
 
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth: passed
 
- I had too much sugar because it seemed funny: spoiled
 
- I would be apathetic but I can't be bothered - aptd 
 
- 'Heretofore', 'hitherto', and 'whence' discussed [Check out 'hereinafter' above! - usec] 
 
- I have to get some breakfast and then some food - Chess 
 
- I can't remember that party - was it the one where I wasn't drinking? - Katie 
 
- I know something about Chopin - he was Polish and he wrote a lot of piano' music - Katie 
 
- His dad was French - he must be only half beetroot 
 
- The other candles were making fun of her because she was too small, so the wise owl came out from under the piano for counselling 
 
- Next meeting - Rosy's room, Jesus [I think this is M5a, Second Court, but -usec] 
 
- Votes to close: passed
 
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