Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society, held on the 22nd May 2004 in Jesus College Orchard

Present: Rosy, Jack, Katie, Jona, Owen, Rachel, Edith, Matthew, Ezekiel

Apologies: Roz, Implicitely Alison

Guests: various Jesuan joggers.

  1. Ezekiel is a teapot.

  2. Mandate Jona to attend the next meeting in Jesus on a motor- or tri-cycle.

  3. Bin jenga.

  4. The Caius mafia? A Cauis-ring, you might say.

  5. Censure assassins for discussing non-pooh-related-material. -Passed.

  6. We should make life difficult for the Charlotte by using lots of "ô " and "µ", etc. -Failed.

  7. Madate Edith to make daisy chains in Chapel Court. -Hung, CR: "Agh! My sponsors are visiting on monday and I don't have time to go to poohsoc." (Implied.)

  8. Do me last. -Katie.

  9. Censure Rachel C. for uttering "The name 'Ezekiel' name suits it to a 'T'" -Passed unanimously bar Rachel. Owen for twice.

  10. Jack spits tea over the meeting. [smudge]

  11. You could scan it in and put a PDF up. -Failed.

  12. Censure exam people for giving Rosy an exam on Sat.- Passed.

  13. I should recognise 12 inches when I see it. -Jona.

  14. You can't get in from that angle. -Rosy.

  15. It's like tea exerts a gravitation on biscuits. -Jack.

  16. Dave Henderson is mentioned.

  17. A brief attempt at improving the handwriting of the minutes fails miserably.

  18. Minutes of tPCWtPS meeting held on 15/5/04 (and a rhinocerous) are read by Owen, Rachel, Jonathana, Katie and Rosy.

  19. Votes to put the rhinocerous in the archive. -Passed.

  20. The teapot shall circle antiquackwise. -Rachel. [It didn't - u'sec'y]

  21. We give Owen £23 but he's spending £ Inflation's AMAZING!

  22. Edith has decorated his sunglasses with daises and looks vewy pwetty.

  23. Censure Owen and Rachel for totally unwarranted cruelty to biscuits. -Passed.

  24. Censure Owen for being entirely unnecessary. -Passed.

  25. Is that interesting? / No, it's an email you've already read. / Let's see. Awwwww... it is, as well.

  26. I'm doing a religion about the psychology of experiments. - Katie.

  27. Reading: In which a house is built at Pooh Corner for Eeyore.

  28. The sun goes in on cue. It goes very cold. There are a couple of spots of rain. And a biting wind.

  29. [Pooh stutters] It's like a viva.

  30. Olivier. Eww. -Rachel C.

  31. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. -Katie.

  32. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. -Katie & Rosy.

  33. We should remember to ask Dunstan for a flapjack at the start of each meeting. -Passed.

  34. We'll enshrine that in the constitution. -Failed.

  35. Ooh, ooh, ooh, Dave Henderson. -Katie.

  36. If I [Edith] ever take a supervision it'll be in a pub. -Passed.

  37. I was looking forward to doing nothing between now and watching TV at 30 -Katie.

  38. She had 'mug' tattooed across her forhead. -Rosy to Katie.

  39. I know, but calling them that winds you up. -Edith to Matthew.

  40. Edith belongs to me. -Edith.

  41. Hold next meeting in Rosy's exam hall. Ag:6 Ag:5 Ab: Passed.


  43. Please don't damage my bottle. Or Edith.

  44. Votes to close. Passed.

  45. I'm going to find a quiet place in a library and go "AAAGGHH" -Edith.

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