Present: Rosy, Dunstan, Jack, Jonathon, Michelle, Hon-h, Naath, Matthew, Neil, Alison, Martin, Rachel H

Apologies: Owen, Katie, Roz, Edith, Rachel C, Adam

1. Rosy opens the meeting.
   


2. Votes not to discuss grammar this meeting: passed
   


3. Shall we censure Neil now?: failed
   


4. Votes to censure Neil now: failed
   


5. Trying to set a record: passed
   


6. Making a raft out of the laundry basket: passed
   


7. Votes to censure Jack in accordance with minute no. 2: passed
   


8. I bet that Jack cannot bait Dunstan into a grammar debate: passed
   


9. Votes to censure Neil Twice: hung
   


10. Dunstan is a very confused secretary: passed
    


11. Matthew: `Somebody shoot me and find out’: passed
    


12. Votes to commend Neil Twice for not existing: passed
    


13. Alison is the tank and Martin is the sand: passed
    


14. One must not attack Alison without anti-tank weapons: passed
    


15. If Neil was an ocean liner, then dropping him into water head first would destroy him: hung
    


16. If he were a lifeboat then we could do other bad things to him: passed
    


17. Leave Dunstan alone: passed
    


18. Or sideways: passed
    


19. If Neil were an ocean liner, he could sail away to the land of China; if we turned upside downina, he could self-right in North Carolina, where nothing at all is finer, than Neil the Ocean Liner.
    


20. Neil: `Its an interesting life that I lead’: passed
    


21. Something about Jon-h being secretary and `all-sorts’, liquorish and / or otherwise: passed
    


22. Mandate: passed
    


23. Go away: passed
    


24. Minutes of meeting of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society, held on 17th January 2004 are read in turn by Alison, Martin, Jon-h, Jack, Rosy, Dunstan, Michelle, Alison, Jonathon Matthew, Neil, James, Anna, Hannah, banana, Hosanna, Rhoana, Piana, McHammer and... Owen’s right cheek.
    


25. It always has been, and always will be forever and ever, plural: passed
    


26. Votes to ban Cheddar Gorge from the discussions list: passed
    


27. If anyone breaks the above rule, then they will be required to bring 20lbs of cheddar (and / or gorge) to the following meeting: passed
    


28. Votes to commend Ben (not bill) for killing the aardvark: passed
    


29. Elephant and Castle: passed
    


30. Anyone who does not listen to Radio Four will be reduced to quivering mass, except in the instances of those who cannot get Radio Four: passed
    


31. Neil: I wouldn’t want the whole of the third world to rise up against me.
    


32. Someone: `You know when you play a video in fast-forward...’ in relation to Rosy’s particularly rapid and high-pitched recitation of a something on her computer screen.
    


33. The Secretaries’ Revolt.
    


34. Christopher Robin is revolting: passed
    


35. Conspiracies are being made all around me by Dunstan and A-A-Alison.
    


36. Jack thinks that a long bludgeoning device is too obvious a concept ... oo-er.
    


37. Jack is supposed to be helping: passed
    


38. Votes to mandate Naath to watch her back: passed
    


39. Roz, via the mouth of Rosy, successfully husts for [tasteless] Pink [rubbish and smelly] Wafer Biscuits, defeating the [would-have-been-delicious] totally absent Foxes Crunch Creams be default.
    


40. Votes to commend Neil for having socks that match his trousers (arr…bless his little cotton socks): ?assed
    


41. Reading: In Which Tigger is Unbounced.
    


42. The society’s testaments should have a little bit of Rachel [H] in them: passed
    


43. Jon-h leaves to go to Hull.
    


44. Dunstan (to Alison): Can I offer you a bit of bed?
    


45. Alison (in reply): If you are going to be such a gentleman and offer first, then I’ll take it.
    


46. Paint Edith yellow: failed
    


47. The Next meeting shall be held in Piele 304, Newnham College.
    


48. The committee can hire / hire purchase / loan members of the society to raise funds: passed
    


49. A mini-skirt: passed
    


50. The poster of a boat is a mini-skirt: passed
    


51. We wonder why Rosy has a mini-skirt on her wall.
    


52. We are in trouble if we turn the poster in a mini-skirt.
    


53. Neil has mini-skirts on the brain: passed
    


54. That has got to be a new way of wearing them.
    


55. Votes to close: passed
    

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