Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society elevenses meeting
In which there are mysterious chocolate cakes.
Held on Saturday 2nd February 2008 on Warkworth Road.
Present: Lisa, Owen, CGM, James, Ed, Jack
Apologies: Jack (sic), Carol.
- Cake opened 4.11.
- Zucchini would be a weird ingredient; mayonnaise, being egg and oil, makes sense.
- Cake 1 contains cinnamon and red wine.
- Ed: "You don't eat cheese strings for the taste, you eat them for the mechanical properties."
- Salt'n'shake à la margarine - it came with separate yellow in twentieth-century America.
- Lisa has no dry spaghetti: in fact she has no spaghetti.
- Lisa spent the day doing it on purpose. Oo-er.
- Jack would call his bed ‘purpose’.
- Jack never used to actually suck it. Oo-er.
- Commend James for being early/Early. 5-0-1. Carried.
- We mention Dave Henderson.
- Censure Alex for being Late. 4-1-1. Carried.
- CGM desperately wants her own frying pan with a handle.
- Three-legged frying pan called spiders.
- CGM thinks that someone else should read the minutes so he can write minutes while they are being read. 4-1-1. Carried.
- Lisa: “You could put butter and honey on both sides and eat it really quickly.”
- Reading of minutes from last week by Lisa.
- James’ bread (made with paprika) with one or more of (butter, honey, marmalade).
- Owen: “It’s quite good having four jars of marmalade.”
- Cake 2 contains beetroot.
- Ed has pink things he wants to sell you.
- Tesco Value has white and blue stripes. And red, like France.
- The bin is still stalking us. <minutes from 3/11/07>
- CGM reads Hoppity.
- Ed reads Lines & Squares, featuring Lisa as Bears. Ed has now used up his # allowance for this term.
- Owen reads Bad Sir Brian Botany, featuring James as the eponymous Sir.
- Reading OT 4: Eeyore loses a tail.
- Lisa to Ed: “Can I be your tail?”
- Lisa loves it when Owen writes essays.
- Owen assumes that there are rooms in Newnham.
- Censure all except Lisa & Owen for non-Pooh-related discussion. 3-2-1. Carried.
- JV: “ Perhaps Poohsoc used to be more like the Mafia”. [Censures used to carry penances.]
- Closed. 3-1-2.
- Close. 0-0-0-6 as we are no longer in a meeting.
- Censure us for not voting on things immediately. 1-1-1-3. CR fails to decide.
Next week’s meeting is to be hosted by James in his pirate-ship-cum-ziggurat.
Carol sends us £2 underneath Jack’s mug. We will send it to the Treasurer, who is Carol.
Lisa & Owen apologise but aren’t very sorry.
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