Minutes of the Pembroke College Winnie-the-Pooh Society Elevenses Meeting held on the 21/10/2000 in Q9: In which we all have to be nice to Claire.

Present : Claire, Martin, Owen, Richard, Neil, Ian, Jenny, Debbie, Andrew, Kevin, David

Apologies : Kirsten, Benedict, Jon, Yasmin


  1. Jenny opens the meeting

  2. Jenny's been going up and down her stairs.

  3. Ian tries to get into his sink.

  4. Jon has resigned as Christopher Robin and Pooh.

  5. The EGM will be on the 11/11/2000 followed by formal hall, black tie preferred.

  6. Posts for EGM are treasurer, Christopher Robin, Coastguard, Captain of Poohsticks, Pooh, Tigger, Roo (character in residence posts)

  7. Bank accounts are discussed.

  8. A committee meeting is opened.

  9. Martin wants to be nasty to Claire as we are in a committee meeting which wasn't part of the vote last week - he gets glared at.

  10. Jenny wants to stuff Ian's shoes under there - he says she can.

  11. There is a vote to close the committee meeting. Martin tries to keep it open but thinks better of it.

  12. We don't want to give Ben's position away.

  13. Jenny has had a request from a fresher to know who is small.

  14. Can we attack the chocolate cake that Claire has made.

  15. Claire attacks the chocolate cake on Owen's behalf, to make sure the poisonous bit is given to the right person.

  16. Claire does us all favours.

  17. Interactive whiteboards are mentioned.

  18. Jenny has tarts in her bag.

  19. If you buy one set of tarts you get another set free - Ian's granny does this.

  20. Claire's being Mummy again.

  21. Votes to censure Claire for quoting angles in degrees instead of radians. F:all the mathmos in the room, A: nearly everyone else, Ab: the remaining few who didn't have a clue what we were on about. Motion carried.

  22. Votes to censure everyone who just censured Claire for censuring Claire when voted we had to be nice to Claire this week. Passed.

  23. Jenny's had a communication from Anfoni.

  24. Claire's not going to Siberia now.

  25. Votes to commend Anfoni for spreading Pooh in Siberia: Passed.

  26. Votes to censure Anfoni for not taking his testaments to Siberia: Passed.

  27. If it has sugar in it Claire has to swap her cup of tea for Ian.

  28. Owen reads the minutes of 14/10/00

  29. Votes to censure Owen for not knowing who Neil is: Passed

  30. Claire is still considering the marriage proposal from Martin.

  31. Jenny wants to get involved with new members.

  32. Votes that Claire can't put minute 51 (from 14/10/00) in context: Passed.

  33. Claire and Jenny apologise for their absence next week.

  34. David does crocodiles.

  35. Andrew pays to join.

  36. Votes to let visitors vote: Vote never taken.

  37. "Is it Claire's, in that case I will have a piece" - Andrew.

  38. Next weeks meeting will be in Rm. 6. 10 Selwyn Gardens.

  39. Reading: In which Kanga and Baby room come to the forest and Piglet has a bath.

  40. We can make people read.

  41. Who will be Claire's baby.

  42. Andrew narrates.

  43. 100 + 100 = 200.

  44. Votes to close: Passed.


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