Present: Owen, Martin, Naath, Roz, Alison, David, Rosy, Rachel, Rachel, John-h, Adam, Dunstan, and Neil

Apologies: The cow, Jenny, Rosie, Neil, Roz, Roz (for apologizing)

1. Owen opens the meeting
   


2. Everyone except Owen, Martin and Naath have to go into a church and ask "where’s Jesus": Passed
   


3. Votes to mandate Roz to make chocolate out of bricks: Passed
   


4. Votes to commend the CUSU services officer for sending out the virus warning email before we received the virus: Passed
   


5. Votes to censure the chestnut tree for not looking as impressive this week: Passed
   


6. Martin is laying eggs: Passed
   


7. Votes to declare this the authoritative meeting: Passed
   


8. Martin makes up a new batch of minutes when he types them up: Passed
   


9. Votes that last time we went in the chimney: Passed
   


10. Votes that Roz has to sit behind the bed: Hung
    


11. The tea smells like gerbil sawdust
    


12. Owen will just sit there and feel important: Passed
    


13. Thermals are more dull than dust resuspension: Passed
    


14. Votes to have extraordinary tea at the EGM: Passed
    


15. John-h wants relatively hot water, relative to the center of the sun: Passed
    


16. John-h is going to be very disappointed: Passed
    


17. We are going to have people under the table soon: Passed
    


18. Owen declares the table open
    


19. You have a rather large mug, Owen
    


20. We should commend Dunstan for following instructions: Passed
    


21. EGM 23rd Nov, no formal hall
    


22. What to do about the above
    


23. Lots of posts are up for election
    


24. Adam manages to stand up
    


25. Elections for the temporary post of someone to oppose everything Jenny says at the EGM: Naath (elected) RON
    


26. The question to the answer 42 is 6*8
    


27. We can’t blood sacrifice virgins at dawn: Passed
    


28. Adam is allowed to stand or sit as he wishes during the meeting: Passed
    


29. Minutes of the poohsoc meeting held on the 02/11/2002 are read by David, Owen and Roz and Rosy
    


30. Votes to make the lady foundress an honorary member: Passed
    


31. Votes to let visitors vote: Passed
    


32. Votes to commend ????? for bringing cake: Passed
    


33. Neil isn’t allowed to have tea and cake: Passed
    


34. Neil will have them anyway: Passed
    


35. Votes to censure Neil for interrupting the minutes: Passed
    


36. Votes to censure Neil for creating pandemonium: Passed
    


37. Votes to censure Neil for not bringing pavlova: Passed
    


38. We all brought pavlova’s: Passed
    


39. She cut it very nicely: Passed
    


40. Votes to censure ourselves for not getting turkeys yet: Passed
    


41. The last piece of cake will be replicated several times: Passed
    


42. Votes to censure Martin for casting doubt on the societies ability to operate the world: Passed
    


43. Shall we take over the world: Passed
    


44. Votes to make Naath’s mouth a motion: Passed
    


45. Naath’s mouth: Failed
    


46. Votes to add surgery to the list of things the society does: Passed
    


47. We take people on the edge of sanity and give them a firm whack over: Passed
    


48. If you are pregnant then not giving birth is probably not safe: Passed
    


49. Votes to put the 36p in a Swiss offshore bank account: Passed
    


50. Owens real name according to the petition is Uun Runt: Passed
    


51. Owen is confused: Passed
    


52. We won’t hit the catering manager: Passed
    


53. Votes to spit roast the catering manager: Failed
    


54. No-one second that: Passed
    


55. This motion does not exist: Hung
    


56. The whole of the universe will vanish: Passed
    


57. Votes to censure the whole universe for still existing: Passed
    


58. Neil should shut up again: Passed
    


59. Christopher Robin is read out by Neil
    


60. We shouldn’t let Neil fulfill all of his desires: Passed
    


61. Votes to censure Neil for not bringing mugs except himself: Passed
    


62. The point of the James is blblblbllblblblbl: Passed
    


63. Votes to make Dunstan the James until the EGM: Passed
    


64. We should have a reading now: Passed
    


65. Now is not now: Passed
    


66. Everything should be minuted twice: Passed
    


67. Reading: In which Piglet is entirely surrounded by water
    


68. Votes to censure Roz for changing the story: Passed
    


69. Votes to censure everyone who interrupts the reading again: Passed
    


70. Neil should fix Naath’s computer with a hammer: Passed
    


71. Neil is excused: Passed
    


72. Votes to censure the James for not abstaining: Passed
    


73. Naath should be really calm now: Passed
    


74. Votes to censure Naath for not: Passed
    


75. Neil’s glad it wasn’t a cabbage
    


76. There are such things as 100ft cabbage: Passed
    


77. Being in a Grimm’s fairy tale: Passed
    


78. Alison has insane conversations because she’s a mathmo: Passed
    


79. Alison should be insulted by Neil: Passed
    


80. Votes that Alison is allowed to strangle Martin: Passed
    


81. Votes that the society has no responsibility for the above: Passed
    


82. Neil shouldn’t be in the societies constitution: Passed
    


83. Votes to set the constitution to verse: Passed
    


84. Votes that Dunstan and Roz should do it: Passed
    


85. Owen would like to vote to be spoilt: Passed
    


86. John-h should read the King’s breakfast: Passed
    


87. John-h: King’s breakfast
    


88. John-h wants to be put down
    


89. Votes to not hold Rachel responsible for the mess
    


90. Censuring is the end of the world: Passed
    


91. Votes to censure Owen for being rash: Passed
    


92. Everyone should set up a Martin and Owen society in their own college, following the constitution as partially written: Hung visitor decides for
    


93. There will be one in every country as well: Passed
    


94. We should remind Neil to never invite Chess again: Passed
    


95. America is a militant sheep: Passed
    


96. Owen will do the votes in a random order from now on: Passed
    


97. It was a random order: Passed
    


98. Votes to censure Neil in this set of minutes: Passed
    


99. Next weeks meeting: Failed
    


100. We should send get well cards to the motion: Hung visitors decide for
     


101. Next weeks meeting, Z6 North court, Emmanuel
     


102. Rachel and Rosy apologize for next week
     


103. Votes to close: Passed
     

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