Present: Alison, Chess, Dunstan, Edith, Jack, Katie, Matthew, Naath, Owen, Rachel H, Rosy, Tom.

Apologies: Rachel C, Martin, Neil and John-h (because of rain, work and lethargy)

1. Rosy opens the meeting and Georgina makes a heroic escape.
   


2. It.
   


3. A motion: passed
   


4. Votes to let visitors vote: passed
   


5. Oo-er: passed
   


6. Votes to censure Jack for putting the minutes into context, in case anyone has a dirty mind: passed
   


7. Votes to commend Mr Constitution for talking without existing: passed
   


8. Votes to censure the under-secretary for extrapolating in the minutes: passed
   


9. Votes to prevent Matthew from getting the sweets again: passed
   


10. Matthew does not exist: passed
    


11. Votes prevent Matthew from eating any biscuits: passed
    


12. The biscuits are not yet biscuits
    


13. Owen brings the chocolate Hobnobs for Neil.
    


14. Its called a tazor: passed
    


15. I think that tossing testaments is more fun: failed
    


16. Votes to censure Cadbury's for changing their biscuits: passed
    


17. Votes to censure us for failing to prevent Matthew from eating the biscuits: passed
    


18. Votes to censure Rosy for not wearing a silly pink hat: passed
    


19. I am wearing a pink hat; a huge frilly silly pink hat' - Rosy: passed
    


20. Votes to censure Neil: passed
    


21. It's the mug of impropriety: failed
    


22. We have to be careful about what we say about Katie's mother because her father is in town and might come and get us.
    


23. Votes to censure Edith for bouncing on Rosy's bed, that's Naath's job: passed
    


24. Votes to censure Jack for voting: passed
    


25. The Biscuit hustings begin
    


26. 'Come up with a new husting, Alison': passed
    


27. Votes to commend Alison for coming up with a new husting: passed
    


28. I despair, I really do: passed
    


29. Biscuit dunking: Custard Creams - 17
    Chocolate Animals - 47
    


30. Votes to commend Owen for risking his fingers: passed
    


31. Votes to censure Neil: passed
    


32. We read...
    


33. Votes to Censure Tom for putting pauses where there are not any: passed
    


34. Biscuit Vote: Chocolate Animals win.
    


35. Votes to censure Tom, just in case: failed
    


36. Votes to censure people who refer to Santa, instead of Father Christmas: passed
    


37. Next week' meeting will be held in 1, IV Library Court, Jesus College.
    


38. Votes to close: passed
    

P.S. 'It's a classic Macavellian move. The new committee will capture the old committee and torture them horribly.'

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