Present: Owen, Roz, Martin, Naath, Rosie, Neil, Rosy, and Hilary

Apologies: Richard, Neil

1. We finally have the room and so Owen opens the meeting.
   


2. The minutes of the poohsoc meeting held on the 6/10/2002 are read by Naath
   


3. Skinning a cow is like liposuction
   


4. Owen tries to make tea but forgets to switch the kettle on
   


5. Owen the manages to leave a pound coin in the tea pot
   


6. Owen then attempts to remove the coin with the knife for cutting the cake
   


7. Votes to let visitors vote: Passed
   


8. Votes to censure Martin for not bringing a cow: Failed
   


9. KY jelly and cows
   


10. Votes to censure the people who forgot to tell martin to bring a cow: Passed
    


11. It’s Rosie on the phone
    


12. Owen runs off to buy the milk as they everyone has forgotten to bring some
    


13. Martin pays his pooh levy
    


14. Roz is a performing clown
    


15. Roz makes a fresher lick his elbow
    


16. Everyone joins in
    


17. Owen returns
    


18. Reading: Introduction + In which we are introduced to Winnie-the-Pooh and some Bees, and the stories begin
    


19. Tigger interrupts the reading
    


20. Poohsticks Tuesday, 2:30pm meet at Pembroke porters lodge
    


21. Next weeks meeting, 3 Selwyn Gardens, Rm. 1 Saturday 4pm
    


22. The minutes of the Poohsoc meeting held on the 25/06/02 are read by Owen
    


23. We have had at least 5 Satan worshipers here
    


24. It’s an A.A. (Milne) meeting
    


25. Naath claims to have an allergic reaction to teletubbies but it looks more like a phobia to us.
    


26. Laa Laa is dead
    


27. Rosie arrives
    


28. Neil arrives almost immediately afterwards
    


29. Rosie pays her Pooh levy
    


30. Votes to prevent having more teletubbies at meetings than members: Failed
    


31. Votes to censure Neil: Passed
    


32. We should all wear teletubby costumes to a meeting in the future: Passed
    


33. It has to happen at a meeting this term: Failed
    


34. Votes to use George Bush as a Poohstick: Passed
    


35. Votes to make George Bush an honorary Poohstick: Passed
    


36. Votes to mandate Roz to do a petition: Passed
    


37. Rosy, Hilary pay their pooh levies
    


38. Votes that every one should dress up as cows soon: Passed
    


39. Votes that it should be the week after next: Passed
    


40. Owen loves cows
    


41. Votes to make Neil the societies adulterous Woman: Passed
    


42. Newnham sucks
    


43. Votes to censure Roz for suggesting that to Neil: Passed
    


44. Hilary - The Christening
    


45. Owen - Furry Bear
    


46. Naath - J.J.M.B.
    


47. Rosie - Twice times
    


48. Naath - If I were John
    


49. Poetry writing contest
    


50. Rosie was convinced that he was telling the truth
    


51. The light is actually a dark
    


52. Votes to chop open the person who looks most like a cow: Passed
    


53. When we dress like cows Neil has to dress like an ape of his choice: Passed
    


54. "Lets move onto something more jolly like Satan"
    


55. Votes to censure all the people who sneaked out quickly: Passed
    


56. Tooth extraction
    


57. Votes to close: Passed
    

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